Anything can happen : notes on my inadequate life and yours / Roger Rosenblatt.
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Harcourt,
c2003.
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Table of Contents:
- Take two
- My bear
- Lecture to one suffering yet another identity crisis
- On aristocracy
- What bothers me
- Advice to those about to acquire a Rembrandt
- Tyranny for beginners
- Don't take your soul to New England
- Stopping by words on a snowy evening
- On your conduct at the dinner party
- My stump speech
- On class distinctions
- Shorter than Bacon's
- A song for Jessica
- New Year's at Luchow's
- Yo, weatherman
- The men's room wall: a fantasy
- Beautiful houses
- Lines written nowhere near Tintern Abbey
- Twenty things one would like to see in movies
- Odes for a rainy afternoon
- The albatross that brought everyone good luck
- Bring a wildebeest home to mother
- Jaws's side of things
- Dogstoevsky
- Love song
- Go where you are loved
- Essays, I too dislike them
- If in my sleep
- Instructions to the housekeeper
- "Neglect"
- With narcissus in the aquarium
- Kilroy was here
- The puppet theater of your irrational fears
- Teach the free man how to praise
- The day I turned into the Westin
- Cliff's other notes
- Environmentalists
- Hearing test
- Everywhere a hit person
- Lessons for grades 1 to 6
- If you had given it a moment's thought
- The bathroom for you
- 13 ways of looking at a blackboard
- Something's wrong
- Shorter than Bacon's (more)
- The giant rat of Sumatra
- In the madhouse in Beirut
- Should your name appear
- Things I can take, things I can't
- Relax
- Cliff's other notes (more)
- The inventor of time
- Explanation to an unprincipled employer
- Signs of accomplishment as depicted in the rear window of a Volvo
- A valediction for all occasions
- A brief history of idiocy
- The intervention of facts
- You think I'm kidding
- Ashley Montana goes ashore in the Caicos
- How to live in the world
- Aubade
- Instructions to the pallbearers
- On the other hand
- The grateful living.